With that whole “lockout” fiasco hanging over the NFL this year, I though to myself this morning… what will happen to the millions of guys who play ESPN/Yahoo!/CBS fantasy football? Here is my “Late Night Talk Show/The Onion” style Top 10 List… remember, this is simply to “make fun” of fantasy football so please, follow along.
Number of births between May and September 2012 will increase by 30%.
Cell companies notice a significant drop in Data Overages leading them to raise prices.
The number of “Daddy Day Care” websites grows by 10 fold; leaving women to rejoice.
Lacking sales of steak, chicken wings, beer/soda, chips and dip sends the economy into a tailspin… Football bubble? Believe it!
The amount of work place harassment claims are down 60%, mostly because no one wants to beat up “that guy” who talks about Fantasy Football 24/7.
No one talks about Fantasy football 24/7.
America becomes with REAL SOCCER, not the MLS but REAL EUROPEAN SOCCER, all boys from Number 10 are named one of the following: Christiano , Wayne, Fernando or Didier.
World Series between the Pirates and Red Sox becomes the most watched WS in history. Come on, it could happen…
Google shows “How not to be bored without fantasy football” as its #1 searched phrase, being search 1,500 times per second over a 6 month period.
Q1/Q2 work place productivity increase by 60%, the debt crises is solved, the stock market sees it highest levels ever and the United States of America is renamed Utopia.